Gili Trawangan-Lombok

Gili T is heaven on earth! You cant describe it in words.....you just HAVE to go there! We celebrated Charlie's 30th here and I cant think of a better place to have your birthday! So many things happened that we thought it best to sum all the mental moments up using the Gili T Dictionary! Thanks to Rich, Anbelle,Phil and many other people we met for the great 7 days we had!!!

• Awkard Balloon: This is when you get stuck in an awkward situation, for example with an arguing couple you pretend to hold the 'awkward balloon'. Thanks Phil for this bit of 'stolen comedy genius'.
• Blowjob: When one male friend (Rich) points to another male friend (Charlie) and says 'You look like you've got a good blow job in you'.
• Crab: One of the positives of alcohol is the confidence it can give some people. The usually shy one of the group starts 'giving it this and that'!Thanks Annabelle for your comedy ranting!
• Dead.......you may sleep now: When you get to the point where you physically can't consume any more alcohol! At least one of us was 'Man Down' at one point!!!
• Equador: Apparantly according to Moonface it has an airport where you can land but you cant take off!! Blonde moment followed by many a joke about....'Well where do all the planes go Charlie?'
• Fanny: A lovely Swedish Girl we met....however this led to the statement Phil loves Fanny being shouted across the room on a number of occasions!
• Going tomorrow honest: The danger of Gili T is that you never want to leave!Ask Rich and Annabelle they attempted to leave...twice!
• How old?: Charlie turns 30!!!Happy Birthday Charlie!
• I'm f**ked and I don't care: When you know you've drunk too much...and you should stop but you couldn't care less!!Rich...you had us all in stitches with this one!
• Joey Essex: (lookalike) claimed he only chats up women who he thinks look fertile!' Maybe from Brighton but could have been a major contender for a role in The Only Way Is Essex!
• Keep 'Our Bar' busy: When your friends set up their own bar on the side of the beach and talk random people into buying a beer and joining us! Special offers are.....a free hug with every beer lol!
  
• Let you off: because your on mushrooms!
• Mushrooms
  
• Not locking your door: (Specifically PHIL) if you don't look your door we will sneak into your room while your asleep steal all of your clothes then return to shout PHIL in your ear...scaring the crap out of you!
• OMG:I really hope she burns her nipples: It is a personal preference that women don't ruin the view of the beach in Gili by getting their tits out....therefore I wish the above statement to happen HAHA!
• Phil.... or "PHIL": This is when you tell everyone your friend is coming today but he misses the last boat from Bali so you end up looking like you made him up!
• Quiet night: This is a loose term....my quiet night was 6 double vodka's and diet coke!
• Rum at Rudy's: A bottle of rum is only 75,000 Rupiah!!!
• Snerkling: Also known as snorkeling....Phil became obsessed he got too addicted to seeing tingling fish, turtles and fresh water crocodiles...to you and me that is translated as....shimmering fish, turtles and bullsh**!
• Turning photo moment: When you stand in a line facing away from the camera and the photographer counts to three!On three you all jump round.Apparently its impossible not to smile!
• Uunbelievable sunsets: I don't think this will ever be beaten!
• Victim of trainer theft: R.I.P Charlies Reebok Classics may you have found peace on the feet of another man!
• West Ham, Wigan, Wolves: When two males pretend to talk about football teams when they are really rating the attractiveness of women walking past! West Ham apparently means a woman that basically has two heads!
• X-ray my organs: I think they are only good for pickling!
• Your face: quotes from people on mushrooms such as 'your face looks too big' and 'your face looks like its melting'
  

• Zero tolerance on drugs: Not true on Gili...you can walk down the road and get offered any drug possible....this is especially funny when a friend replies with TRY BEFORE YOU BUY!!!